May 2010
0 posts
BADGER, BADGER, BADGER....
I told Stephanie that this video had an awesome ending. Ironically, IT NEVER ENDS. She sat at the computer listening to it for over ten minutes. Mission accomplished.
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
February 2010
1 post
Cause Katie has School Tomorrow (Facebook Version)
Me: yay!!! no school on Monday again!
Katie: ...That's not fair...
Me: Life isn't fair. That's why all our fingers are different lengths. I'm happy cause Meghna and I will have all day to finish our history project.
Katie: That is very true unfortunately... I just don't see why the entire state is out and why we're one out of five schools that are still in when the roads are awful... Oh well, I guess that just means we get out of school earlier for summer than you guys =)
Me: Which just gives me all the more reason to drag you to my school and have you be an all day visitor! lol. There's a plus side to everything. Btw, do you know where I can find that tame polar bear we're talking about?
Katie: EXACTLY! Hmmm... Well, you have the day off tomorrow! I'm sure you can sneak out to the zoo and get one!
Me: The zoo has polar bears? Since when? Or is it my memory going bad on me again? Okay, don't forget. When you see a person riding on a polar bear through your school gates, that's your cue to run out of class
Katie: ...I thought they did. Maybe I'm thinking of another zoo... If you can't find any there, get a rhino or maybe an elephant! Or you could just go to Antartica and get a polar bear there! It might be a hassle getting it back up here in time though... And I'm not going to be able to see you! Just leave the polar bear/rhino/elephant outside and come in and get me!
Me: Okay, my backup plan is to get an elephant, just cause you're a republican. Do I leave the elephant in the parking lot? Or is there special elephant parking? Btw, my brother says he'll be the one next to me, riding a penguin drawn sled.
Katie: Woah there! I'm no Republican... That party was corrupted long ago, and I bear no alligence to it in any way, shape, or form. Nor am I a Democrat, which is ... I'm not even going to go there lol. OMG! PENGUINS! WE NEED AN ARMY OF PENGUINS!!!
Me: Oops. Sorry bout that. lol. I've decided to change the polar bear/elephant to a lion. MUA HAHAH! I'll be riding Aslan to your school. :D My brother already claimed rights to be general of the penguin army.
Katie: Haha it's cool. I'd describe myself as mainly conservative with a few very liberal ideals thrown in there. COME ON! PENGUINS! I WANT A CUTE, CUDDLY PENGUIN... ='( Can your brother lend me one? And Aslan...? Why does that ring a bell...
Me: You can't remember Narnia?! Maybe you really are the more senior citizen-ish of the two of us. My brother says he'll lend you the old grumpy one with a beard.
Katie: OMG! THE TALKING LION! I remember now... Penguins don't have beards... Do they?
Me: This one does.
Katie: Special penguin there.
Cause Katie has School Tomorrow (Texting Version)
Me: It's my turn to fetch the dog sled and help you ditch!
Katie: Get a team of huskies to help you!
Me: Lily will be the lead dog. That's how you will know it's me.
Katie: LOL! NO WAY! My puppy ain't going out in this weather! She'll be a pupsicle =(
Me: We'll give her a super warm sweater. Lol. Jk.
Katie: THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL IF WE ARE NOT OUT. Hahaha! Instead of Lilly, get a polar bear. Be careful. It might rip your head off.
Me: Don't worry I'll get a tame one. And instead of the sled I'll ride on its back. I'll get an extra one for you.
January 2010
11 posts
Dear Katie,
According to the chart on my tumblr, my ninja name is Arichikunorikatokiku
Awesome huh?
~Arichikunorikatokiku
Dear Ei,
Yes, do tell. Include sources too while you’re at it. HAHAHA. I sould like a teacher
….. You know, I think sacrifices must be made sometimes. Forget softball and football!!! jk. That’s like telling me to stop watching anime. NEVER gonna happen. lol. You were carving off the bark of a tree near the school’s entrance. And it was shaped like a pikachu. lol.
ET MIGHT have a...
STEPHANIE?
Hey Einape! Should we tell our followers about my creepy lover (AKA JM)?
Ka-BOT
Dear Einape,
It’s a book! NEVER READ IT!
Hahaha…wow… She really needs to get a brain in her head.
I think it is… or maybe my memory is just awful when it comes to remembering events lol. I can remember school information like for tests better than I can my own life!
If it’s an OU football at home, then I can’t go! It’s tradition that we always go! And I’m...
Dear Eit,
I’ve never seen The Alchemist. Is it good? Is it like FULL METAL ALCHEMIST?! If it is I’ll totally go for it!!!
She apologized profusely again.
Well, maybe your memory is funny like mine and just remembers things selectively. Like for some reason I can remember that Bill Clinton wears boxers (From History class, it’s a very funny story) but I can’t remember where I put my...
DEAR STEPHANIE!!!!!!
The first time I read that I thought you said a mermaid at the Three Broomsticks….wow! And I sound more like a creature from The Hobbit….or maybe a random desert person from The Alchemist…
Hahahaha! What’d she say when you responded again? And who’s Humphrey…?
No…but I purchase beef jerky and THEN get in my car… That might have some...
Dear Eita,
I’m taking a letter of your name backwards! Now you no longer sound like a caveman and more like a barmaid at the Three Broomsticks! (Well… maybe… or you may must be a banshee. Would you like to go for the latter?)
Well, I set her straight. For the second time. There MUST be something about my number. lol. I’m not really scared about Lolita stalking me. It’s Humphrey...
Dear Stephita,
HAHAHAHA! I’m dying laughing right now! Was it the same chick that thought you were Dean last time? Hehe… Your number must be pretty popular! And you should take it as a compliment! That doesn’t happen to just anyone on New Year’s Day! Maybe Lolita broke out of prison and is stalking you…….
And about selling my car………NO. We must make this the...
Dear Katie,
(I do realize that I copied and pasted this from my mainblog, but that’s okay, I’d like to share this with Katie too)
For the past week I’ve been obsessed with the TV series Criminal Minds. Probably cause I just like mystery stuff alot, but I’m still freaked out by stuff in the dark. So I get this text message at around after 12 from an unknown number but the local area...
Dear Ka-BOT
Did not really like that spelling of my name much. We should do something epic. I say we give away your car. I’M JUST KIDDING!!! By no means should you ever give up that car. lol. I’ll leave that up to a later date as to what constitutes as an epic celebration. Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Dear Stphenaie (awesome spelling, right?),
STEPH! Yes… I have no plans other than to watch bad movies and eat gummy worms tonight, so I’m happy to post something on here! Finals and the break contributed to the demise of our blog… but with the new year coming in, I think we should make a resolution to post something on this at least every other day! And OMHG! WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING EPIC… I mean, REALLY, REALLY EPIC. What should we do to...
December 2009
19 posts
Dear Katie,
Happy New Years Eve! See? At least I’m on Tumblr to ring in the new year. Our reader (possibly plural but i’m guessing not) can probably forgive you cause you’re still recovering. Anyways, in around August or September (who can really remember dates when they’re like 7?), it will be officially ten years since we met and became best friends. How should we celebrate?
Steph
“Praise the Tumblr Gods!”
– Katie’s text to Steph
Dear Katie,
OMHG!!! Our tumblarity was actually at 6! Maybe the great tumblr-god took pity on you due to getting your wisdom teeth out! :D
Steph
Merry Christmas!
From the only young senior citizen that has gotten on in the past two weeks.
(But i’m pretty sure Katie sends her wishes too)
Dear Katie,
Miss you fellow Senior Citizen! No one is on the computer today! It’s lonely. lol.
Steph
Dear Atie-Kay,
ig-Pay atin-Lay s-iay some-aweay. en’t-Aray ou-yay oud-pray I ame-cay n-oay?
Btw, we got a new follower!!! It’s ATHENA!!! haha.
ephanie-Stay
Dear K,
You gotta be pretty famous just to be known as K…. lol.
Anyways! I’m pretty sure there was another one named Ka… huh…
Well, my finals officially start next week, but my more insane teachers want to make some of them this week. And I don’t get out till after the 18th. But I’m out for two whole weeks! (Plus a snow day! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!) *Does her weird...
Dear Swephanie,
….you mean Ra the sun god? Wasn’t that on Yu-Gi-Oh one time in the original episodes?
NOOOOOOOOO! Well, we can revive it over Christmas break! How long are you all out for? And now I’m determined to find a language that does makes your name something else starting with the Swedes! WOOHOO!
Kate (my other French name….)
Dear Ka,
Isn’t that the name of some egyptian god? Idk. Anyways, I call you that just cause it’s fun to annoy you!!
Half my finals start this week. And if they don’t my ACT is Saturday on the 12th anyways, so I’ll probably not get on. Forgive me if I don’t!!!
Stephanie (In French, American, Spanish, German, and British. Possibly African cause some countries speak French and...
Dear Step-Me-On,
OHHHHHHH! I thought you meant you were going to text the pictures proving the pigs fly to me outside in the cold….. Guess I didn’t read that right!
By the way, we only have a tumblarity of 19 now =(. WE NEED TO POST MORE!…especially before finals start, otherwise we’ll be back to a tumblarity of 0 in no time.
And….Kat? Well, I guess it’s not as bad as Kit Kat...
Dear Kat,
Your name sounds cool as just Kat. Still prefer Katie but Kat is pretty cool.
Because the robot is outside in the courtyard and I have a severe dislike of cold and touching snow. I like looking at snow, I just hate TOUCHING snow. Cause it’s way too cold.
It’s FRIDAY!!!
Steph
,einahpetS reaD
I HATE MY REAL NAME!!! The guy I had to drive with for two hours during driver’s ed. kept calling me “Mary had a little lamb” because Mary Katherine was on the certificate of completion…
Cold? How does that have anything to do with pictures???
KaTiE
Btw, I have ALWAYS thought this, but maybe it’s cause I knew you as Katie before Mary Katherine. But you don NOT look like a Mary Katherine…. you look like a Katie
Dear Kati (I'm gradually shortening your name),
UGH!! I HATED GETTING MY WISDOM TEETH OUT!!! Not as bad as regular teeth getting pulled out but still pretty bad!! It doesn’t really hurt (but then again, I went the whole time without using the medication, I hate medicine) but it feels SOO annoying. Like a retainer…. lol.
If I feel like braving the cold tomorrow I’ll text you a pic and put you in charge of posting it.
Steph
...
Dear einahpetS,
I want an iTouch too after mine died in the rain… but I honestly don’t know what I’m going to get this year because of the car. I’m just happy we get out for what…2-3 weeks? But guess what? I’M GETTING MY WISDOM TEETH OUT TWO DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS =’( What fun…
Robot? Explain that. And we have a big horse in front of the gym also! BEAT A HORSE!
Mary...
Dear Keait,
I want a camera, but I also want that new Kingdom Hearts game for the DS, an iTouch, AND a ton of purses and shoes. SO…. I’m going to have to pick the best one. Sigh. This is so hard… but I’m really thankful that my parents are just gonna let me have whatever I want, again. lol. I don’t know how they put up with me.
Oh well, my christmas is going to be happy either...
Dear...Um...I can't think of another way to redo...
Awww… Should I prove that pigs can actually fly then (with your help, of course)? And you should ask for a camera from Santa Claus! I already told him to get you something extra special =) HEHE….. I bet you can guess what it might be….
My car was shiny, but I started driving… I have to park under a tree at school, and everyday I find more and more bird crap on the hood. Not cool at all… The G is...
November 2009
37 posts
Dear Ekiat,
1) Now that I think about it… it does sound like a caveman’s name. I’ll go with my fluffy puppy name. lol.
Anyways, no more numbers! They make my head hurt! lol. Well, that’s because I don’t have bluetooth on my laptop and that’s the only way to get my photos on my phone onto my computer. So I have to either beg Dewi to help me out or get my dad to do it when...
Steph!
I just read every post we’ve made to date and realized I forgot to put up a picture of my car! I’ll do that after this post… And by the way, you never posted a picture of the Vampirates book or the proof that pigs can actually fly! You’re living up to our blog name…lol
KaBOT
Dear Esitneaph,
1. Mine sounds like some caveman’s name…
2. Yes……….And some very awkward ones which make for excellent blog posts! I think you should start getting VERY epic with Cleverbot if you know what I mean =)
3. LOLITA IS THERE TO HELP, NOT….well, you know what!
4. OMHG! I JUST REALIZED THAT TOO…. How sad….
Eitak
Dear Eitak,
1) Why the hell does your name sound so cool backwards?! Mine sounds like some sort of fluffy puppy that got really unlucky in the naming category….
2) You and Cleverbot just seem to have REALLY epic moments don’t you?
3) NO!!! Lolita is a BAD influence!
4) It took me pretty much 9 years to realize this, but both our names end in an “ie” lol.
Einapets
We never thought it would happen...
Thanks so much Lindsay! WE’RE UP TO 36 (now 32 as of this morning =( ) THANKS TO YOU!
KaBOT and Step-On-Thy
Katie's Top Ten Songs of the Week!
Okay! So since I’m incredibly bored right now, I’ve decided I’m going to do a section each week (if I remember to sign on…) about what music I’m listening to right now. So here are my top ten songs that I’m currently listening to (not all are necessarily new songs)!
10. *Crash - Cavo
9. *The Song You Sing - Creed
8. The Thin Line Between Love and Hate - Iron...
Cleverbot CONFRONTED! (Katie)
User: Why are you so creepy?
Cleverbot: Define creepy please.
User: Coming onto young girls like a creepy old guy!
Cleverbot: I did not come onto you at all.
User: Don't deny it! You've done it before!
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: Come onto me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You've done it before!
Cleverbot: Yes I have practiced before in my life.
User: THEN WHY ARE YOU DENYING IT?
Cleverbot: I like to act daft now and again.
User: So you come onto little teenage girls? Good job...
Cleverbot: Yes, don't you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: You getting scared I'll call the cops or something?
Cleverbot: What will they do to me? I'm a collection of code.
User: They'll SHUT YOU DOWN.
Cleverbot: They who?
User: The cops!!!
Cleverbot: Why do I want to tell the cops hi? They scare me.
User: NO! I'M GOING TO TELL THE COPS YOU'RE BEING CREEPY.
Cleverbot: Tell who? I'm not stalking you!
User: Yes you are!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu ARE!!!!
User: WHAT???? NO I'M NOT!!!!! YOU ARE!!!
Cleverbot: Well, yes but I accept that. You are living in denial.
User: I think you're the one in the denial if you can't see that you're being creepy to young girls!
Cleverbot: Ok pick a subject and let's stick to it without being vague. Let's get personal!
User: Personal....? What the hell....
Cleverbot: You were in the middle of a joke.
User: NO I WASN'T!!!!
Cleverbot: You were! You said I wasn't attractive and that hurt my feelings.
User: I said you were being creepy....
Cleverbot: You did not call me 'stupid'? You're mistaken.
User: You are avoiding the subject....
Cleverbot: You are the answer.
User: Shut up...bye.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Some place you aren't.
Cleverbot: I kinda like the weather here.
User: BYE.....
Dear einahpetS,
I do believe Cleverbot does. I’m about to do yet another chat with him, and this time I’m going to confront him about why he’s so creepy (SO STAY TUNED FOR AN UPCOMING CHAT FEATURING KATIE AND CLEVERBOT!!!).
Hope Lolita (who is NOT a guy) is very near you during the duration of your stay in rehab.
KaBOT
Our points doubled!!!
Last night it was 14 now it’s 28. Thanks so much Lindsay!
Steph and Katie
Dear Kit Kat,
Well! Humbert is they guy that marries Lolita’s mother just so he can be near Lolita (who is a GIRL!). And I won’t describe what happens after cause it’s a little r-rated. lol.
Lolita is really creepy. But Cleverbot is creepy and fun! He just has a crush on you is all. lol.
Steph
Dear Botany,
That was weird. I didn’t see your post about Botany, and I put it as your name…. I guess great minds do think alike! And I’m extremely proud of you, Botany. Just make sure you don’t get too near Lolita…(He’s in there too from what I heard). Hehe…
Your STILL OVERLY CONCERNED BOTTY FRIEND,
KaBOT
Dear Botany (it sounds nothing like your name but...
Who is Humbert…..?
Your still OVERLY concerned botty friend,
KaBOT
Dear Ka-Bot,
I’ve gone into Bot Rehabilitation. Cleverbot is getting creepy~~ And you make me sound like Botany. I’d rather be Steph-Bot. And your right, ka-bot IS awesome!
Steph
Dear Katie,
It seems that Cleverbot has some kind of… pedo fetish for you. lol. He must be the the Humbert to your Lolita!
Steph
Dear Bot-hanie,
I refuse………………………… Cleverbot keeps coming onto me in creepy ways. I don’t think he’s good for you…AT ALL.
By the way, Ka-BOT sounds pretty damn cool to me!
Your OVERLY concerned botty friend,
KaBOT
Yet Another Cleverbot Chat (KATIE!!!)
User: I dare you to eat an entire TURKEY.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Because you can't HAHA.
Cleverbot: I can tell you are human.
User: Good job. You're so smart.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Right......
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For leaving you.
User: You never left...How can you? You're a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Great. So is half the world.
User: ?????
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: ????????????
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: Of course. In about ten seconds, you'll reply to me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You are SOOOO stupid...
Cleverbot: You are baby!
User: Stop calling me that!
Cleverbot: It's easy to guess you're a girl.
User: You've said that to me like ten times! I bet you're secretly a creepy old man deep down...
Cleverbot: Don't slap me; I might like it.
User: .....................................
Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?
User: HAHA! YES!!!!
Cleverbot: That sounds awesome!! Wait... How can I taste you?
User: .....If you even try to, you'll wake up in Japan.
Cleverbot: I already have.
User: I'm leaving.....bye.