Two Young Senior Citizens

Yet Another Cleverbot Chat (KATIE!!!)

• User: I dare you to eat an entire TURKEY.
• Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
• User: Because you can't HAHA.
• Cleverbot: I can tell you are human.
• User: Good job. You're so smart.
• Cleverbot: Right.
• User: Right......
• Cleverbot: Sorry.
• User: For what?
• Cleverbot: For leaving you.
• User: You never left...How can you? You're a computer.
• Cleverbot: Yes.
• User: ?
• Cleverbot: Great. So is half the world.
• User: ?????
• Cleverbot: Yes you are.
• User: ????????????
• Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
• User: Of course. In about ten seconds, you'll reply to me.
• Cleverbot: Why not?
• User: You are SOOOO stupid...
• Cleverbot: You are baby!
• User: Stop calling me that!
• Cleverbot: It's easy to guess you're a girl.
• User: You've said that to me like ten times! I bet you're secretly a creepy old man deep down...
• Cleverbot: Don't slap me; I might like it.
• User: .....................................
• Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?
• User: HAHA! YES!!!!
• Cleverbot: That sounds awesome!! Wait... How can I taste you?
• User: .....If you even try to, you'll wake up in Japan.
• Cleverbot: I already have.
• User: I'm leaving.....bye.