Cause Katie has School Tomorrow (Facebook Version)
Me:
yay!!! no school on Monday again!
Katie:
...That's not fair...
Me:
Life isn't fair. That's why all our fingers are different lengths. I'm happy cause Meghna and I will have all day to finish our history project.
Katie:
That is very true unfortunately... I just don't see why the entire state is out and why we're one out of five schools that are still in when the roads are awful... Oh well, I guess that just means we get out of school earlier for summer than you guys =)
Me:
Which just gives me all the more reason to drag you to my school and have you be an all day visitor! lol. There's a plus side to everything. Btw, do you know where I can find that tame polar bear we're talking about?
Katie:
EXACTLY! Hmmm... Well, you have the day off tomorrow! I'm sure you can sneak out to the zoo and get one!
Me:
The zoo has polar bears? Since when? Or is it my memory going bad on me again? Okay, don't forget. When you see a person riding on a polar bear through your school gates, that's your cue to run out of class
Katie:
...I thought they did. Maybe I'm thinking of another zoo... If you can't find any there, get a rhino or maybe an elephant! Or you could just go to Antartica and get a polar bear there! It might be a hassle getting it back up here in time though... And I'm not going to be able to see you! Just leave the polar bear/rhino/elephant outside and come in and get me!
Me:
Okay, my backup plan is to get an elephant, just cause you're a republican. Do I leave the elephant in the parking lot? Or is there special elephant parking? Btw, my brother says he'll be the one next to me, riding a penguin drawn sled.
Katie:
Woah there! I'm no Republican... That party was corrupted long ago, and I bear no alligence to it in any way, shape, or form. Nor am I a Democrat, which is ... I'm not even going to go there lol. OMG! PENGUINS! WE NEED AN ARMY OF PENGUINS!!!
Me:
Oops. Sorry bout that. lol. I've decided to change the polar bear/elephant to a lion. MUA HAHAH! I'll be riding Aslan to your school. :D My brother already claimed rights to be general of the penguin army.
Katie:
Haha it's cool. I'd describe myself as mainly conservative with a few very liberal ideals thrown in there. COME ON! PENGUINS! I WANT A CUTE, CUDDLY PENGUIN... ='( Can your brother lend me one? And Aslan...? Why does that ring a bell...
Me:
You can't remember Narnia?! Maybe you really are the more senior citizen-ish of the two of us. My brother says he'll lend you the old grumpy one with a beard.
Katie:
OMG! THE TALKING LION! I remember now... Penguins don't have beards... Do they?
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